Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

Salami Face

Intense Oral

"Dat bish gave me the old Salami face"

by Sign In - Google Accounts January 24, 2021

Dump Face

The straining expression you make the moment you take a dump. Like an “O” face, but for pooping instead of orgasming.

My roommate walked into the bathroom and saw my dump face. I feel so violated.

by TissPee January 28, 2021

RPF (Resting Prison Face)

Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.

Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"

Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"

Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it

by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021

shit headed butt face

only to be used when someone is being a total ass and you want to sound like a dumb loser who can not come up with a better insult

you are being a shit headed butt face because you did not invite me to your birthday party

by oakley fatts January 30, 2021

Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.

Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show

by Sub128 January 30, 2021

Phlegm Face

Face full of phlegm/mucus/boogers.

Mia: Have you seen Georgie?
Uzi: Nah mate she’s got phlegm face!
Mia: Aww hope she gets better...

by Lil Uzi Koli January 31, 2021