face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.

there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.

by brimith July 11, 2007

Face Rain

When there is a light drizzly rain and it seems to rain only on your face.

Its face raining outside today.

by Wildcat02 October 20, 2012

Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021

Face Huggies

When a woman clamps her legs around her lovers face during cunnilingus like the face hugger from Alien

“Mary yelled “FACE HUGGIES” as she sat on my face last night”

by Pumpkinmunchkin October 11, 2018

Face off

To intensily perform a task work related, or in a physical form.

That guy shovelled his face off.

She is texting her face off.

I going to smoke my face off.

by CRgoodStuf July 9, 2010

Face/Teeth

to hit someone that you dont like int he face while in a hardcore dance pit.



a band called Face/Teeth

"you got Face/Teeth bitch!

by baphomets_child January 19, 2005

Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.

Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.

by Radnen June 25, 2015