May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.
"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
by theloserkid April 25, 2019
Get the National Fuck Juul Daymug. Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
Get the National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekendmug. pertaining to women in general. Anyone with a uterus. More specifically women who blue ball, or screw a man over in any way.
man 1: "what happened with you and that girl last night?"
man 2: "Nothing at all, I bought her dinner and the bitch didnt even invite me into her house!"
man 1: "Wow. she must be a member of the Uteri Nation"
man 2: "Nothing at all, I bought her dinner and the bitch didnt even invite me into her house!"
man 1: "Wow. she must be a member of the Uteri Nation"
by Aaron Jarrel February 19, 2009
Get the Uteri Nationmug. National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
Get the National I Just Be Dick Daymug. Hey, you want to do something for National Boris Day this year?
Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.
Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.
by swimmer42 February 25, 2023
Get the National Boris Daymug. by Dkfjfnfb September 5, 2021
Get the National ask your crush outmug. "Kids remember when that girl got arrested on National Google Form Day for setting Hank Green up with a minor"
by Google form fan December 4, 2020
Get the National Google Form Daymug.