Dog Diddy

Special nickname for anyone who fucks dogs.

Person 1: Ayyye, look, Dog Diddy's at it again!!
Person 2: Ugh, such a fuckin' creep. We gotta call the cops and report this guy to the SPCA again....

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019

Choof Dog

King of the durry heads. If there is one thing he can do, it’s smoke a cigarette

Who does he think he is? Choof Dog?

by Vin84 July 3, 2021

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

Ho Dog

A bacon-wrapped hot dog slow cooked on a skewer in front of a campire.

Mark made me the best Ho Dog when we went camping this weekend!

by EightyMind August 7, 2023

Roxy the dog

Roxy the dog is the most vulgar, foul-mouthed and insolent dog to walk the planet. She has sent countless messages of cyber-bullying and verbal abuse. Beware of roxy, she is not the type to become friends with.

Roxy the dog is a mean dog.

by the_rabbit June 13, 2022

your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022