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Pulled a Jordan

Jordan Vila, workman Jr High student, gayest man ever, also Italian.

People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"

If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.
Random Guy: Jonathan just "Pulled a Jordan!"
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 1, 2023
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mythic reel pull

When Instagram’s algorithm pushes a low production quality reel to a large audience. Typically the reel comes from an account with a small following and lots of shitposts.
This video is an absolutely mythic reel pull.
by WanKenobi June 12, 2024
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Pulling a Trump

When one tries to lie and cheat their way to a result if the legitimate outcome of and election doesn't go in their favour.
Oh man, he's pulling a trump taking that one to court.
by Kevin the doog November 4, 2020
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Pulling a Telmuun

Never making a move, while having a whole month to do so.
Smexy man: "Ahh, stop texting her! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Telmuun!"

Telmuun: "What? That's not a thing."

Smexy man: "Uh, I'm Telmuun. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with 1 month to ask someone out"
by Smexy Man 2 March 31, 2024
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Too Pretty To Pull Out

Too Pretty To Pull Out.
(TPTPO, 2P2PO)
*Often a state of mind immediately before post nut clarity.*

-When a girl is so attractive that a guy forgets to pull out.
-When a guy is about to pull out but looks at an attractive girls face and she looks like a good mother.
Nancy: "OMG John, did you just give me a creampie?!"
John: "Oh yeah, sorry I forget to pull out because you are so pretty."

Steve: "hey John, why did you get Nancy pregnant?"
John: "she was just too pretty to pull out."
by 5harp February 19, 2025
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pull-a-weeze

when someone talks about doing something stupid then does the act soon after accidentally.
what if i were to jump over the cliff?
that would be really stupid!
i wonder whats down there...(falling and screaming)OH SHIT!!!!! help me man!!
Ha! i knew you were going to pull-a-weeze!...oh snap...
by Ann Louise March 4, 2007
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Pulled a Pudge

1. While in an automobile, to change lanes into another car causing an accident.
2. To leave the scene of an accident before the police get there.
Man, I was driving down Nostrand when I tried to switch lanes and I pulled a Pudge. Luckily, I pulled another Pudge and busted on out of there before the po-po showed up.
by Lobstercake August 9, 2007
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