Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025

King Dragon MouseWolf Diggler

Founder of MouseWolf Global.
A white male from small town Arizona, whom was gifted the Title by King Lafayette from Compton Front Hood Crips.
He's known to be from Compton, CA and Los Mochi.
He runs with the Black and Paisa Communities.

Born October 16th (National Bosses Day) he became infamous with many Hoods Worldwide as an aspiring Rolling 60s Crip and Sicario.

He was given the title of Honorary Crip thrice.

Known to help anyone who asks if he can, he was made a Widower on Valentine's Day 2024.

Once risen to power, he intends to unite all Hoods, feed the people and advanced technology by hundreds of years.

Damn you came up from nowhere Cuz, who are you King Dragon MouseWolf Diggler from Compton?

King Dragon MouseWolf Diggler from Compton was made overnight, think you can too?

by Street Assassin 87 November 3, 2025

Green Tea Mousse cookie

caseoh lookalike

Person 1: Idk why Green Tea mousse cookie reminds me of caseoh
Person 2: wait is she a character from cookie run kingdom?
Person 1: yeah?

by Mariomushroomkingdom November 6, 2025

The 'Glass Mousepad' Fallacy

An informal fallacy in which you lambast or criticize someone for doing something unhealthy when you yourself do comparably unhealthy habits or actions. Essentially, it is hypocrisy specifically in the form of habit.

"Hey Conner, it's ridiculous how you spend hundreds of dollars on glass mousepads. That is such a waste of money, for shame!"
"How utterly preposterous of you to propose, Anthony; In actuality, you are committing the 'glass mousepad' fallacy. Why is it bad when I have unhealthy spending habits when you spend hundreds of dollars on Touhou merchandise? Why don't you practice what you preach!?"

by jacqueley December 11, 2025

Minnesota Milk Mountain

When the performance of 6 men stacked like a mountain lube each other up with whole milk and partake in a sex act. Origin: Minnesota

Did you guys hear David was in a Minnesota Milk Mountain?

by Superdupercoolguy777 December 15, 2025

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012