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Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 25, 2015
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Faced

when proven wrong people usually say this in order to rub it in your face that they proved you wrong
"He was gay I tell you"
"then why is he kissing that girl?"
"because....uh..."
"OOO FACED!"
by AARgeek January 22, 2004
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Face

by loter otor March 16, 2022
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what's your face spittin?

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying
Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity
by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022
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face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.
After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself
by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023
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Face Cram

To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.
Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.

Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.
by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010
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Chav Face

The a non working class actor protraying a working class character, or using working class mannerism and culture. For example Jimmy McNulty in The Wire, was played by upper class, privately educated, Englishman Dominic West.
Benedict Cumberbatch is playing a striking miner in an upcoming film, typical posh boy putting on chav face.
by Cpt_JD July 21, 2019
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