When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 25, 2015

when proven wrong people usually say this in order to rub it in your face that they proved you wrong
by AARgeek January 22, 2004

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying
by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.
by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023

Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.
Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.
Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.
by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010

The a non working class actor protraying a working class character, or using working class mannerism and culture. For example Jimmy McNulty in The Wire, was played by upper class, privately educated, Englishman Dominic West.
Benedict Cumberbatch is playing a striking miner in an upcoming film, typical posh boy putting on chav face.
by Cpt_JD July 21, 2019
