I was walking home and it started to rain. I only had a pair of running shoes on, so I was stray dog trudgin' the rest of the way
by AR526 November 19, 2010

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.
by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024

After successfully disabling the explosive device, Brent went ass to mouth on his girlfriend. With his balls covered in shit, he announced "you have officially received the first ever, penley dog!"
by Aerialninja September 22, 2017

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by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025
