Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
Get the National Testicle Eating daymug. Est. May 1st. They day where everyone named Abby must pay their yearly tax for being named Abby and show what they got to a person they admire.
by Greg761 April 28, 2023
Get the National Abby Sends Nudes Daymug. Xavier: yo Deigo it’s national kiss day
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯
by Joeee mamma October 31, 2019
Get the National kiss daymug. Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020
Get the National piss on your parents lawn daymug. national hyunjin day is celebrated on march 20th as a celebration of the most beautiful man on the planet, hwang hyunjin <33
Hwang Hyunjin is a member of Stray Kids/SKZ, a K-pop group
Hwang Hyunjin is a member of Stray Kids/SKZ, a K-pop group
by ayamixx March 21, 2023
Get the national hyunjin daymug. by Loandeptgals April 18, 2022
Get the National Tracy Collins Daymug. by kankei October 11, 2022
Get the national wasted my time daymug.