Your mum

A woman who like the chutney ferrets and likes to do the Cleveland steamer whilst felching

Your mum

by Bum chutney yeah boi August 19, 2023

Mum

A fat cow that thinks she owns the fucking place

You have no mum (She died)

by Eggybread123 July 22, 2021

ur mum

sexy bitch
gets all the bitties
milf

whore

Dam id bang ur mum, shes a baddie

by im a milf March 9, 2022

mum rock

music predominantly listened to by women of the baby boomer generation. An extension of the term 'Dad rock', including rock music of the LA scene of the 1970s probably termed slightly 'softer' than the male dominated British rock scene. Probably including some soul greats.

"mum rock" picture mum dancing around the living room after a work do regailing you with stories of the time she saw joni mitchell and CSNY at Wembley arena and nearly went to the isle of wight festival, but didn't quite make it.

eg. Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
Love the One you're with -stephen stills
Respect - Aretha Franklin
You're so vain - Carly Simon

by freemum February 16, 2009

Mum

Mads Mum. Is a Mum who tells her Son to stop Being Exposing people

Mumass Lol

by Mumdriver1098 March 10, 2022

Rice mum

“They come from a background where rice isn’t just food—it’s a way of life. If you don’t know at least five ways to cook it, you might as well turn in your cultural card. From perfectly fluffy bowls to questionable leftover fried experiments, rice is basically the MVP of every meal and the silent witness to all family drama at the dinner table.”

‘He’ll be well fed, he’s got a rice mum’

by Rolyat Meg December 17, 2024

Curtises mum

Goes to beaches and gets d*ck. Then proceeds to get ice cream and gets pooped on by seagulls.

Dang Curtises mum is blowing off agaaaain!

by JoeAndYourMumsAHoe May 10, 2021