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Turd Fairy

If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.
Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.
by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019
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shiniest turd

The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.
Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.

Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!
by mjsaworld August 19, 2010
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Bird turd

Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.
by JonoT02 February 22, 2019
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Office Turd

A co-worker who sits around doing nothing all day, is of no use and stinks up the office with his/her crappy attitude.
Steve: "There Elouise goes once again avoiding any type of responsibily around this place. She has been surfing the net all day long!"

Jim: "Yeah, it was nice when that office turd was out on vacation so we didn't have to even deal with her."
by kinglimey August 19, 2008
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Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy
I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.
by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008
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plow turd

The pile of snow remaining around your car after the snow plow clears the street.
I have to go clear the plow turd around my car, before it freezes.
by definite lee January 6, 2008
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Turd Dildo

When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.
She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.
by Sidewalk Swami June 2, 2007
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