beef curtains

Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.

At the beach there was no hiding Mary's beef curtains, as they hung out the sides

by Jumpingrat December 06, 2006

The Beef Stew

'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.

To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.

Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".

The prisoners of war were given 'The Beef Stew' to improve their compliance to interrogation.

by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 12, 2011

beef pussy

A chick's pussy that's sooo beat up, looks like you should make a sub out of it. Just add mustard.

"That bitch had a beef pussy, dude. I can't ever eat at Arby's again..."

by UN-cut August 27, 2006

Beef Steaks

Large, round and reddish hued female areolas and nipples. The color, size and texture is reminiscent of a sliced Beef Steak Tomato.

After weeks of dating Vanessa, Carl was finally able to motorboat her voluptuous breasts. Being an avid nipple lover, Carl was extremely pleased when he removed her bra and exposed the most beautiful set of Beef Steaks.

by Eaton Holgoode August 11, 2015

beef waffle

1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.

2. Vagina.

3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.

Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."

Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"

Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"

by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009

Beef Shield

When a woman cockblocks someone.

Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.

by chrico031 May 05, 2015

Beef Kiln

Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.

Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!

by coazeau June 26, 2011