by six_2midnight December 01, 2011
by darksquirrel November 23, 2010
A squirrel that is grey. It destroys trees, eats all the food from a bird feeder and makes a horrible noise.
by Doge_123 June 27, 2016
by Real Walsh May 01, 2007
A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!
by squirtdonkeys January 21, 2007
1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks
2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel
2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel
by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007
Melania Trump looked so hot at the Inaugural Ball that I had to pull out my laptop and do a Moose and Squirrel right then and there.
by Doctor Thursday November 09, 2016