Stoop Poop

Taking a dump on somebody's porch

I just carried out a successful stoop poop on Jerry's porch. It steamed on his cold doorstep.

by Titty McGarglenuts January 21, 2009

poop mouth

An insulting term used to refer to a person who frequently employs foul language.

"Why, Ron, Why? Why did you say those things...you, you nasty poop-mouth. Poop...Poop mouth, get that poop out of your mouth" "Garth, If I gave you some money out of my pocket would that help ease the pain?"

by Michael McG April 8, 2008

ghost poop

a poop that mysteriously disappears after plopping into the toilet

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Jared Poop

When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit.

The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it.

by Mitchell man February 28, 2008

Poop Locker

the posterior region of one's backside generally used for sitting, shitting, grabbing, rubbing, and a host of other unsavory activities. or quite simply the "ass"

"Stephanie was giving me some back-sass so i kicked her in the poop locker"

by Arrrraaaaaggghh September 19, 2008

Dog poop

This is a type of poop. It usually is the type of poo that is light brown and burns your butt hole as it comes out. It also burns inside your body as it forms. Be careful, sometimes it feels like diarrhea! If you have a dog poop, listen closely, for the poop likes to bubble up and make fizzing sounds!

Yes! I had a dog poop! It's my favorite type of poop!

by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020

Poop Swagger

The type of walk a dog has right before they are getting ready to take a dump.

I was on the phone with my friend and told them i had to go. I could tell my dog was about to do his business because he had the poop swagger going on.

by SRE0510 December 22, 2009