Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?
Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021
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Mickey Mouse Show

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.
by epic memmme August 11, 2019
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poorer than a country mouse

Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
by The Original Country Mouse March 08, 2011
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Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.
Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.
by User1893 July 21, 2022
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harold mouse

Yes harold mouse
by Itz_pugs June 25, 2022
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mouse bite

With a hooked finger or two inside her vagina on her G-Spot while also touching her clit with your thumb.

Feel free to add tongue work for added enjoyment.
I went down on her, gave her a mouse bite and she had an almost immediate orgasm.
by ConvictClint July 27, 2021
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tide mouse

a creature from the show Hilda which can be found on Netflix. The tide mouse is a creature that can be created with specific ingredients. once you have the ingredients, find a small pool and the next morning it will appear to you. you use this spell to give a loved one good luck.
quote: idk i forgot the quote ill edit when i remember lol. tide mouse exists in hilda tho
by PrizmJacket November 20, 2020
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