All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.
I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.
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Cop

One thing a young cop that really does want to improve relations betweens police officers and civilians has working against him is that there is no one more full of shit than a cop, except a cop on TV. An idealistic guy in his early 20's might not see that yet, even if other people do. It's not the kind of thing they would teach you at an academy, even if it might save a life on either side of the law for both sides of the law to know it.
You want to appear to be a cop or do you want to be a cop? You want to be on TV?

- Dingham
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
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Cop slop

cop/ body cam footage videos on youtube usually with an AI voice interrupting everyone in a while to have a nothing burger piece of commentary and with a title like ; CRIMINAL MASTERMIND GETS CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!111

(usually they are called something like officer Jake or whatever)
my dad is always watching cop slop why is it so loud please help.
by cheezsam2 January 15, 2025
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COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.
“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop
by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020
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Hot Cop

1.
Verb
(as in hot copped, hot copping)
a task completed easily; with little effort.

2.
Noun
a. easy to be around.
b. a floozy.

Origin (as theorized by many scholars of the era)- Arrested Development (TV)(2003-2005)
1. (verb) Yeah man, Angie just hot copped her dinner.

2 (noun) Don't be such a Hot Cop, Becky.
by A Gallon of Bees July 18, 2010
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Cop Schmopping

When the boys lie, LIE out their ass to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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Female Cop

A Female Cop is A Strong Attractive Female who wears a police uniform, carries a set of handcuffs, a pistol, and wears a badge. She has the ability to arrest you, and write tickets. And some are very strong. They can be mean as hell or one of the nicest people in the world or can be both
by Will700 June 16, 2024
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