Dry rub

A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫

Josh: Hey Will, did u and Bella do it last night?
Will: Nah we just dry rubbed for ages, it was so boring, I just wanted to shuv my dick in her mouth but she’s on a no cum diet....😕
#dick
#oral
#will
#josh
#bella
#cum

by KityLover November 14, 2017

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

soggy rub

when you need a good massage and all you get is a back full ov oil an someone wiping your back!!!!

bluddy hell, i didnt expect a proper massage.....thought it was just gonna be a soggy rub!!!!

by sum random girl August 5, 2009

turkish rub

When one man wraps his testes around another man's penis as a means of showing respect

"Good day sir! Let me give you this Turkish Rub as a token of my gratitude for having me within your wonderful confines!" docking

by DockingStation September 26, 2014

rub it in

emphatically draw someone's attention to an embarrassing or painful fact or mistake.

"they don't just beat you, they rub it in"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

Bud Rub

When a girl gives you a hand job and calls you buddy after.

(Man ejaculates) "How was it buddy?" "Damn I didn't expect a bud rub!"

by Arkotix April 23, 2018

two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.

This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.

by auroraxborealis October 3, 2017