girl1: hey omg ive been talking to this guy
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen
girl2: oh..
girl1: what
girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now
girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen
girl2: oh..
girl1: what
girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now
girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)
by FLKJFLKDFJL October 12, 2023
Get the owenmug. Owen Taylor is the pinnacle of mankind. He pulls multiple girls at once, and is superior to anyone else around him at basketball. Not to mention that Owen Taylor’s meat is to die for (coming from personal experience). If your name is Owen Taylor, you are most likely smart in school, but can act a little autistic outside of school.
Person 1: Who’s that good looking dude?
Person 2: That must be Owen Taylor because I don’t know anyone else who looks as good as he does.
Person 2: That must be Owen Taylor because I don’t know anyone else who looks as good as he does.
by $28383&383@3! April 17, 2023
Get the Owen Taylormug. The type of boy that can’t get a girl to hook up with him, even when they are dating. Someone who is so cocky about how perfect he think he is.
Owen is a fuckboy
by carina rosado September 30, 2018
Get the Owenmug. An Acronym that stands for Older Wiser Neptunic. The neptunic version of OWL.
Usually in reference to a neptunic partner.
Compared to a WILSON. As in Owen Wilson.
OWENs like owls and Owen Wilson movies.
They also read a lot of Percy Jackson bc well they’re neptunic.
Usually in reference to a neptunic partner.
Compared to a WILSON. As in Owen Wilson.
OWENs like owls and Owen Wilson movies.
They also read a lot of Percy Jackson bc well they’re neptunic.
This is Aquatica. She is my OWEN.
by Cranjis McBasketball. May 7, 2023
Get the OWENmug. by smartfella123 September 11, 2025
Get the Owen + Trevanmug. a very large and overweight person generally weighing 102kgs with a massive forehead and loves touching kids.
by owens enemy October 11, 2023
Get the owen Planemug. 