April 30 2002

A day, in which will live in infamy

“You guys remember what happened April 30 2002 right?”
“No.”
“Dear God”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.

Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?

by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 9, 2009

November 30

Slap your boyfriend day! Go crazy girl!

“Hey come here! It’s November 30 th. You know what that means!”

by M0ch1 November 29, 2023

30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.

Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?

by designatedtwink January 28, 2025

30 years worth of peanuts

A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.

I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.

by Polygenic Psoriasis January 11, 2017

October 30

The day you can hit a short person. And only today

I can hit you because it’s October 30

by Thea fk October 29, 2019

oct 30

BOO! its the day before holloween, post your boo today!

“yoo, you have to post me today because its oct 30.”

by ppchomper October 30, 2022