Tea-senpai

the best thing that ever happened in your life

his is *tea-senpai*

by teaღ December 16, 2017

Shit tea

When a man shits an a girls mouth and makes tea out of it and drinks it

Oh nick just drank shit tea

by Nogtaunrbff December 21, 2020

Anger Tea

Booze. Usually tequila.

Barkeep, one shot of that anger tea easy

by helloexclamate March 26, 2019

Queen tea

the superior being to all. She is sexy , hot, cute,and fun to be around

who is that
she must be queen tea, she looks amaaaaaaaazing

by The One and Only Queen Tea December 4, 2018

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011

jesus tea

jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.

i like jesus tea

by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020

Twilight Tea

Menstrual flow

Edward loved Bella so much it pained him, but he could not drink her wine. Even so, Bella would welcome him home from prowling with Twilight Tea at least once a month.

by meteorologist2010 February 14, 2012