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Jew Syndrome

Guy 1: Our greatest ally spied on us? That's because they're the greatest country in the world! The secrets they stole and sold to China are obviously for self-defense!
Guy 2: You have Jew Syndrome.
by Liban July 12, 2020
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Seahorse Syndrome

When a man (usually of the homo variety) desires to carry a child for nine months
George: Did you know male seahorses carry the babies?
Alexander: Really?
George: I wanna be pregnant...
Alexander: .....GAAAAY!
George: It's called Seahorse Syndrome, it's a real disease!
by CousCous May 10, 2014
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The Reyes Syndrome

The Reyes (KING) Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the person with this mental disorder cannot determine the difference between constructive criticism and insults. People with this syndrome may also be obstinate and brash. Some examples of this may be that they are unable to take advice or even listen to people in some circumstances. When confronted with someone with Reyes Syndrome, please be patient with them as they do not recognize if you can be trusted or not.
"Why cant he just listen to my advice? I'm just trying to be nice to him..."
"Be patient with him, he has The Reyes Syndrome."
by Yugure Tatsumi July 28, 2021
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Heffernan's Syndrome

AKA as Balanitis Swollen foreskin in the Orthopaedic surgery patient.
Wow!, Look at the Heffernan's Syndrome on that Ortho Patient!!!!! Holy F^#%in S*!T!!!!!!
by JMCG2222 December 15, 2011
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Barrilito Syndrome

Agreeing to go to certain places and then flaking.
Flake, Ralph, Avery, James, barrilito, barrilito syndrome
by Buzz626_ July 19, 2019
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No Gain Syndrome

No Gain Syndrome or NGS, is a term used to describe people who start going to the gym for the first time on a regular basis who truly believe they are experience no gains in muscle mass.

Of course it is all in their heads, and NGS usually subsides after 6-8 months of solid lifting.

This syndrome can sometimes be followed by the 'I need to start using gear because, that guy is bigger than me complex'.
"I have been lifting for 3 months, and I still don't feel like I'm getting any gains." -Brandon

"It's all in your head you just have No Gain Syndrome, stop being such a bitch." -Sam
by ShrekisLoveShrekisLife May 19, 2014
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Aye syndrome

Aye syndrome is a transmissible disease that transfers from person to person through blood contact, air and other methods. A vaccine has been developed to deal with the virus but throughout testing it has been revealed that even a small amount of the Aye syndrome causes a person to be affected by it. Therefore, we have nothing but our white blood cells to protect us from it. God save humanity.
You have Aye syndrome?! God save us all.
by PERSONJK April 21, 2022
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