Bitch Switch Countdown

When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins

5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!

by Ashley, Allison, and Carter April 30, 2006

Bate and switch

When the cover of a porn video is misleading or intentionally lies about what is actually in the video.

Mike: Dammit, I fell victim to another bate and switch last night.
Ike: What's that?
Mike: When the porn video doesn't match what is advertised on the cover. You know, like when the hot blonde with triple Es on the cover isn't in the movie.
When the movie advertises twins, but they appear in separate scenes. They say there is a Bukkake scene, but it is only a threesome. Promise double anal, but its only two guys taking turns. You think you're getting hot fresh teens but they have saggy boobs and c-section scars.
Ike: Yeah, dude, it is a cruel world out there.

by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009

Nintendo Switch

Another failure made by Nintendo.

Kid 1: I can't wait for the Nintendo Switch!
Common Person: What the hell is that?

by iLoveBacon9 November 6, 2016

Bait & Switch

A sexual maneuver used during foreplay. While lying on top of a woman, a man slithers his lower body area towards a woman’s chest area, neck, and chin. At this point the woman can take the bait, his penis, resulting in a blow job, or she can accept the switch: a forced titty fucking

While hooking up with this skank last night, I used the Bait & Switch, which unfortunately resulted in a Pasadena Mudslide

by AK27 January 4, 2008

Switch Hitter

A person who cheats, or has more than one "signature swing."

Joe: I thought Bob was with Amber, not Tracy?
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.

by NymphieLady March 30, 2011

bait and switch

The dirtiest of tricks. This takes place when you're engaging in intercourse with a woman, preferably from behind. You instruct her to let you know when she's about to orgasm. As soon as she tells you that she's going to orgasm, you push her off the bed onto the floor.

You: "Tell me when you're going to cum."
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.

by Chris D. January 23, 2008

skitchy

adj. dressing well to impress others.

Dan had to dress extra skitchy to get into the club tonight.

by Brainfreeze01 February 17, 2007