Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.
We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
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