Cleavland Sock

Using a sock to wipe your ass when taking a dump in a vacant house. Then rolling it up and putting it in your pocket!

"Man I'm glad I wore socks today!" "This Cleavland Sock is going to be hard to wash!"

by caaaaaa May 16, 2006

Rotten Sock

The act of skeeting (Sperming) in a condom, letting it sit for a few minutes until it liquifies, then slapping someone in the face with it.

- "Hey, want to give me a Rotten Sock?"

- "Yea, sure, you have a condom?"

by Michael McAllister May 18, 2007

rocks in socks

Used to describe saggy breasts.

It looks like she has two rocks in socks.

by tm5375 July 30, 2007

sock tattoo

The marks that you get on your ankle when you wear socks for a long period of time.

when I took off my socks on the couch, i saw that i had a sock tattoo.

by mronion October 8, 2009

sock profit

Sock profit is worked out from the following equation.

X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit

Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.

Ben: Hey, there were 3 pairs of my black socks on the floor before you packed up, now there is 1!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!

by Wildcardnz February 6, 2009

Slipper Socks

Socks that are slippers. Only the Badass people have the audacity to wear these on a Saturday Night In.

Person 1: Dude, Danette is a fucking badass
Person 2: I know Man, I hear she stayed in on Saturday in her slipper socks. Only she can pull it off.

by Lover90 December 5, 2009

SOCK SNOT

the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."

When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.

by weave September 1, 2003