Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

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Person 343: Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Pro Soccer Contacts

A soccer business that is run by the three musketeers, one is a phone addict, two has been on every uni team, and the last one loves balenciaga and money. The business provided is good and gives good value if you need soccer teams to sign for.

Have you heard of Pro Soccer Contacts?
"Yeah it's run by the three musketeers"

by u mad or r u mad March 10, 2025

Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".

Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction

by Butch1975. March 17, 2025

Razorback Soccer

Currently in the Elite 8. Has won three-straight SEC titles. Scores a lot of goals. Plays at Razorback Field in front of the best fans in the NCAA. Coached by Colby Hale.

Razorback Soccer is still dancing and plays in the Elite 8 on Friday.

by NoNameSoccerFan November 23, 2021

Soccer Mom

A term conceived in the 1996 election year to define a white, upper middle class, middle aged American mom who always makes her kids participate in way too much extracurricular bullshit, and often is an entitled karen, often seen cutting in line, blocking traffic and causing crashes, giving the ref a whole bunch of her bullshit, or being a racist prick. The soccer mom is and always has been hated by both Democrats and Republicans; Democrats hate them because they believe they voted for Bob Dole in ‘96, Bush in Y2K and ‘04, John McCain in 2008, Romney in ‘12, and the orange fat ass Donald Trump in 2016 and 2020. Republicans hate them because they believe they voted for Bill Clinton in ‘96, Al Gore in Y2K, John Kerry in ‘04, Obama in ‘08 and ‘12, Hillary in 2016, and Biden in 2020.

She is also racist as fuck, does not let her kids hang out with anyone who is not 100% White, anyone who is not heterosexual, anyone who is not explicitly a Fundamentalist Christian because they are assumed to be automatically Satanic, this includes anyone who is nonaffiliated, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, and often extends to Christians of Catholic and Church of Jesus Christ denominations. She might also be a QAnon member.

Me: That fucking soccer mom threatened to call the police on me after I hit her because she was going a “safe” 30 in a 70, and was being racist towards me because I’m 1/8 Hispanic, and called me Satanic because I’m Catholic and not a fundie.

Friend: Damn bro typical soccer mom.

by qw3r1y May 25, 2023

fugly soccer ball

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

by fives online June 5, 2023

Soccer Baseball

Hill Billy slang for some parts of Canada for “kickball”.

Person 1: Hey let’s go play some soccer baseball.
Person 2: Stfu and use real names.

by grape_36 June 8, 2023