angry sailor

when a man pisses inbetween a chicks tits forming a lake and then rams his hard dick through it and screams all dirty shit like a fucking sailor

O, did you guys hear about how Mike gave Adam an angry sailor the other night. His tits were soaked in his urine. I always knew they were homos.

by belf November 10, 2006

Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.

Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.

by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010

Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.

Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?

by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008

Kontiki Smile

A naked girl with her back to you, bending over and waving at you between her legs.

by My Cock October 23, 2003

Boston Smile

When you make someone open there mouth and put there teeth on a hard gritty surface (preferably a curb) and then stomp on the back of there head with your foot. Like on the movie American History X.

Billy was being a dick and decided to steal my girlfriend so I gave him a good ol' boston smile!

by west coasts most wanted March 13, 2010

Kool Aid Smile

When a guy goes down on a girl who is on the rag and when he comes up he has a ring of period blood around his mouth that resembles the effects of drinking red Kool-Aid.

So I went down on her last night, and she was on the rag, when I came up I had the biggest Kool Aid Smile ever.

by Anonymous_Hero April 4, 2010

Dog Smile

When a dog lifts up its upper lip when you pet it or its happy to see you.

Owner:come on rex smile *dog lifts upper lip"
Owner:Good Boy!

by Xero-Fyre September 9, 2005