Simp

Squirrels
in
My

pants

Guy 1: tell me what makes you jump like that
Guy2: Simp

by Retarded Sam December 20, 2019

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To be simp is to to be awesome. To be a simp ass muthafucka, you gotta feed off of heavy 808s and meaningless lyrics in hip hop songs. Some examples of simp ass muthafuckas are; Rick Ross. That's it.

This song is simp as fuckkkkkk. I feel like rick ross right now.

by DEG0 September 27, 2019

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Any dude named Gavin

That's Gavin dude is a real fucking simp!

by Thick Pussy Lips March 26, 2020

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A dude who ditches his friends to go cuddle with his girlfriend on her couch

Ethan Jones is an example of this
Ethan:I can’t come out and chill
10 mins later

Checks snapmaps
Ethan is with his girlfriend

His friends: you are a fucking simp

by Bikelifeworm March 27, 2020

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Real Definition: Niggas doing anything for some bitch or a piece of cooch. The bitch is most likely not interested at all however. He probably pathetic af and get no pussy

Stupid Nigga Definition: A nigga that does any little thing for a girl, even look in her direction and stupid Tiktoker nerd type niggas will call you a simp.

Thot With OnlyFans tweets: wow i’m out of money rn
Random Simp Nigga replies: ight bet what’s ur cashapp queen

by NiggaHateTikTok April 7, 2020

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