smithing

Pop-it Ashley Smith :o :) :D

“🐸🐱:o”
“Shes’ smithing”

by hammybelly February 9, 2022

skemthing

1. A typo my bird put in a message to me (she was supposed to put 'something') that describes a person that will do anything when asked if they've consumed enough alcohol and sniff.

2. Bum stuff in Burnley

I gave her a tenner to take her kecks off and sit on my face in the beer garden and she agreed because she's a right little skemthing.

by Sirius Canopus June 23, 2022

Sometiming Dick

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.

He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick

by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022

Seething

The act of black sludge omitting the body post-coitus; sexual intercourse. Usually from the nose, eye-sockets, rump, or other areas.

Patrick could not handle hearing the word 'seething', as it had such sexual connotations, and he considered it 'unfaithful'.

Patrick couldn't stop seething after a particularly long podcast session.

by Linguist, Politician, Father. March 31, 2023

Seething

The act of black sludge omitting the body post-coitus; sexual intercourse. Usually from the nose, eye-sockets, rump, or other areas.

Patrick could not handle hearing the word 'seething', as it had such sexual connotations, and he considered it 'unfaithful'.

Patrick couldn't stop seething after a particularly long podcast session.

by Linguist, Politician, Father. March 31, 2023

smoothingly

To announce how steadily you work

The audio rework is going smoothingly

by SevenPayback May 5, 2023

soothing spider

When you on a dating APP and the guy compliments your hair and wanted to “stroke it soothingly like a spider trapped in your hair”

Hey Kat, you’re hair is beautiful, I’d like to soothing spider that

by 13wez September 30, 2023