Road Buffet

A female being eaten out while she is driving a motor vehicle;Female version of roadhead

It was her birthday, bet she got a road buffet from her boyfriend!

by Jakesleepy April 4, 2011

road snark

The release of pent up frustration in the way of sarcasm directed to all of the morons on the road, so said pent up frustration doesn't build into the more commonly known Road Rage.

After saying that the idiot in the oversized pickup truck who cut him off, was obviously over compensating, Joe laughed at his road snark.

by dgw1701 May 28, 2011

road slug

n. The driver in front of you who is driving ten miles under the speed limit

Sorry I'm late for work, I kept running into road slugs on the way here.

by Liz Silva July 22, 2011

road frisbee

The preferred method of disposal for compact discs (cd's) that are either no longer playable or are unwanted, possibly due to the purchase of mp3 player, where one drives down the highway and chucks them like a "frisbee" out the window.

"Dude, since I just got my new ipod I got like 150 road frisbees! Let's go!"

The introduction of biodegradeable cd's would greatly reduce the environmental impact of the Road Frisbee Cup.

by leeleez0115 September 6, 2011

road ants

normal people driving on the road who drive normally and not aggressively, drive boring cars and mind their own business

"My race car is broken, so now i have to drive the daily and be a road ant."

"I was stuck behind some road ants the other day, until I finally got a chance to pass them."

by iwishihadans2k January 8, 2014

road doggy

Is when you are getting a blow job driving down the road in your car.

When I'm feeling tired and about to fall asleep, I ask my girl to unzip my pants and give me some road doggy!!

by dizzotizzo January 31, 2014

Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.

1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."

by Croganizer March 1, 2014