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Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.
What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.
by Granny Maxwell April 28, 2011
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Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.
Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!
by Planetcontrol June 11, 2011
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bunk rider

a person who gots no hustle, no life and rides shirt tales to get by. a mooch
dont wanna hang wit any bunk riders.
by dirty redhotxx December 24, 2011
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Oil Rigger

The act of sticking one or more fingers into someone's anus (clothed or not) while shouting,"Oil Rigger" in a country accent. Best used when the victim is bending over, walking up stairs, or standing in front of you. The reverse reach around Oil Rigger is also always a challenge.
I definitely penetrated the bootyhole when I gave that dude an Oil Rigger on the escalator.

I gave Jimmy the dirtiest rusty hook after I Oil Rigged his fart box.
by Silky J Johnston August 30, 2013
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Portage Rider

1. A person that lives in the small town of Portage in Pennsylvania.

2. A Portage Rider is a redneck indian that loves to listen to country music, party in the farms, and wear ugly worker boots. Also, a Portage Rider will make fun of fat drag queens that want butt sex and food from McDonalds, because they are very racist.
A Portage Rider came up to me today and told me how bad ass that party was at his farm.

I knew that man was a Portage Rider from the way he wore those ugly boots and laughed at me for being a man and wearing a fat dress.
by halo69 January 21, 2013
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Geezy Rider

An old fat weekend warrior on a Harley wearing outlaw gang style clothes that stopped fitting him 30 pounds ago.
Jerry's butt hangs over the sides of his Harley like the typical geezy rider's does.
by Michaeladt September 6, 2013
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half rider

A person who thinks they are good at an stunt sport (Skateboarding, Bmx, ect.)
but really suck, and can only do half tricks.
Wow dude, fred is a total Half Rider. He totally sucks.
by half biker May 30, 2014
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