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Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.
"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."
by serd12 July 6, 2018
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Retard Vibes

Those songs that make you want to do retard dances or retard vibe. The first retard dance was created by my friend (who gave me permission to mention him) named Gethin. A retard dance is a dance where you let your body go funky and move to the beat. A retard vibe is the solution that comes from retard dancing / silly man moments and listening to retard vibe songs such as "Woah Oh Oh" by Zombie nation. I created the word Retard Vibe after listening to this song and standing up and letting myself go funky funk. Trust me, I knew exactly what it felt like the first time, you will just have to experience it for yourself.
Friend: What are you doing bah?

Me: Retard vibing
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's where you sit down and vibe like a retard or you do a silly man dance.
Friend: So it's just a dance?

Me: NO! It's a vibe, a solution that comes after dancing.

Friend: Ok, I get you know.

Retard Vibes Definition
by MatthewBLongNeck November 19, 2019
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Ginger Retard

Look at that ginger retard he’s sweaty and greasy like Thomas”
by Jackr643 January 3, 2021
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FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.
Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.
by MM7000 November 2, 2018
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retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight
Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm
by retard alarm March 28, 2016
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retard nation

A group of idiots and morons that have come together from doing/ saying stupid shit, to create a nation of retards.
"That was so retarded. I guess now you're part of the Retard Nation."
by savvygavvy April 15, 2019
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Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard
John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".
by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018
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