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Reach Around Handjob

A reach around handjob is a wonderful and very skillful art only used by the best mommies and parentless women (or the pretty hot nerd girls too) and how it works is, your sitting on your hot ass mommy’s lap and she is reaching from behind you and professionally edging, stroking or milking your meat rod and if she’s a real mommy then she will whisper sweet nothings in your war while your shooting ropes or while pumping your beef jerky (and dirty sweet nothings work as well and much better) and the goal is for you to cum EVERYWHERE while feeling some motherly love and warmth and usually the mommy has the choice to continue for hours even if your pleading or whimpering for mercy (not like you will have the strength to resist or anything)
Max: Dude, you look like you have been drained or something
Terry: Y-Yea man, my momm- I mean gf gave me a reach around handjob and I thought she was gonna kill me!
Max: Damn dude that sounds fucking crazy…. Should I ask my gf for that too?
Terry: Yes, absolutely and make sure she edges you first
by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025
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Reach Around Handjob

A reach around handjob is a wonderful and very skillful art only used by the best mommies and parentless women (or the pretty hot nerd girls too) and how it works is, your sitting on your hot ass mommy’s lap and she is reaching from behind you and professionally edging, stroking or milking your meat rod and if she’s a real mommy then she will whisper sweet nothings in your war while your shooting ropes or while pumping your beef jerky (and dirty sweet nothings work as well and much better) and the goal is for you to cum EVERYWHERE while feeling some motherly love and warmth and usually the mommy has the choice to continue for hours even if your pleading or whimpering for mercy (not like you will have the strength to resist or anything)
Max: Dude, you look like you have been drained or something
Terry: Y-Yea man, my momm- I mean gf gave me a reach around handjob and I thought she was gonna kill me!
Max: Damn dude that sounds fucking crazy…. Should I ask my gf for that too?
Terry: Yes, absolutely
by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025
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Fidelity Reaction

A band, formally AAO with some additions. Named after Fidel Castro and reaction.
wow...that Fidelity Reaction...if only Abruzzese was here...
by unicommando March 17, 2004
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weston reach around

when two men are haveing sex the one in front take the dildo and shoves it in the other guys ass.
by ;lkj September 19, 2007
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Eye-Reach-Around

The Eye-Reach-Around is an ocular manouver made by a guy trying to get a look at a women's buttocks. This is a tricky move because it requires a man to get a glimpse at an angle that is not obvious to the girl who knows she has a big ass. Also, you are generally speaking or facing the girl.
A boy and girl are talking and the guy or girl moves and the eyes look down and to the side and focuses where an illusion is created. The eye actually looks like it is reaching around.

This guy was talking to me and he made an Eye-Reach-Around to my ass.
by Rachacha March 9, 2012
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redneck reach around

When you give your partner a reach around, and your partner is a relative
My cousin was getting bored in bed, so I gave him a redneck reach around
by archangel92 November 5, 2014
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wyoming reach around

It's that thing when a guy from Wyoming simply reaches around and firmly grasps a girls boobs (or another mans pecs) and gently massages them like he would an old cows' tired udder.
Last night Billy did a Wyoming reach around on me and it felt so amazing... Firm yet gentle.
by Cones of Dunshire April 13, 2015
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