relationshipwreck

noun. where two people are in a relationship that is 1. constantly breaking up and getting back together. 2. is miserable for one or both parties but is still "intact" 3. a constant emotional battle (i.e constant bickering and fighting resulting in above, 1.)

Friend 1: i cannot believe they are back together! they hated each other yesterday!
Friend 2: i know! they have a relationshipwreck
, for sure.

by MordSithMistress August 15, 2011

relationshopping

online dating - Checking a box to include one's preferences combined with a human element for social purposes.

Nick: It's so hard to meet new people.
Rick: You should go relationshopping on OKC.

by FleurdT February 19, 2013

Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

relationship barbie

A relationship barbie is a person who thoroughly enjoys single life, but when they enter a relationship they become all-in, picture-perfect significant other.

- "He used to be such a man whore, but ever since he met Angela he's been a model boyfriend"

- "He's such a relationship barbie"

by HLS1215 September 19, 2013

Relationship sandwiched

When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.

I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!

by Absterline June 23, 2014

Relationship high

When someone is so happy in a relationship they go and make a def. in urban dictionary about the other person in the relationship

Ex: Jane- an awesome girl any guy would sleep with

Guy 1:man look at that jane
Guy 2:wow she's nice
Guy 1:I'll do anything to get her

Man Kevin is so relationship high. He's made like 4 posts on urban dictionary named after Jane!

by Ftw2 August 8, 2014

relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014