baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

random business

I play game on various consoles

random business is goated

by random business October 23, 2025

Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.

In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

Randoms

Slang term for miscellaneous unrecognized acquaintances, especially in a party setting.

Yo, I can’t believe she got all those randoms to film a group TikTok dance with her

Hey, why are there so many randoms here?

by Smartkid123456789 January 23, 2022

The Random Jerry

The Random Jerry Is A Chesse Selling, Madden Mobile Auction House God... Who Prefers Minnetonka SnowPlows By Non Other Then Steelers Nation.. And Is A All Around Dick... But His Filters Are Godly....

The Random Jerry Is So Helpful He Really is good at alot of stuff...

by I Love Getting SnowPlows From April 22, 2018

Random

Owen…

“Owen, stop saying the cereal tastes like buttered tomatoes, it is really random”

by AuxiliaryOwen April 5, 2024

Randomation

The most stupidest idiot in the world, and with his short name "Random" he will be summoned so be careful with your mouth

"R: wait what the fuck am i here"

i ain't seeing that random animation, or Randomation

by Randomati0n July 13, 2022