nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot
by noddy330 June 22, 2009
What Hypothermia does
by dan July 15, 2003
(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).
Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016
having sex or engaging in any kind of sexual activity. Usually with a person people believe it won’t happen with.
by definitelynotj3 May 26, 2022
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by KonichiFuckingWa August 25, 2021
When your friend says a terrible joke, you ask him to put his shoes on to leave the conversation.
Generally used among the Asian population as it is customary to take your shoes off before you enter a home.
Generally used among the Asian population as it is customary to take your shoes off before you enter a home.
Asian Dude 1: "I like elephants... Everything else is irrelephant."
Asian Dude 2: "Dude.. dude... put your shoes on."
Asian Dude 2: "Dude.. dude... put your shoes on."
by Asian Dude 3 August 08, 2021