Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

by noddy330 June 22, 2009

puts the lotion in the basket

What Hypothermia does

Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.

by dan July 15, 2003

Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).

Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!

by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016

put 'er com'

computer backwards ;)

Oh yeah babe, put 'er com'

by JackyTEC June 20, 2021

Put that pussy on ice

Carefully cleaning out one's vag to the point that it is as cool as ice.

Pussy cleanin' time.

Maria: Me gusta papi..
Stevie: Wait for me in the bedroom bitch. And put that pussy on iceeee..

by KonichiFuckingWa August 24, 2021

put her out

It means to make someone feel as if your attacking them or put them out of place

You put her out when you were screaming at her for no reason

by Kayla_danay December 27, 2020

Put your shoes on

When your friend says a terrible joke, you ask him to put his shoes on to leave the conversation.

Generally used among the Asian population as it is customary to take your shoes off before you enter a home.

Asian Dude 1: "I like elephants... Everything else is irrelephant."
Asian Dude 2: "Dude.. dude... put your shoes on."

by Asian Dude 3 August 8, 2021