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Pro-Active Laziness

other wise known as PL, Pro-active Laziness is where you plan so well that you can do fuck all all day and yet still accomplish so much without lifting a fat ass off the couch

for the opposite see Reactive laziness
Pro-active Laziness is :

-Doing Internet shopping for xmas and food.
-Picking places with escalators instead of steps
-Planning a whole journey to another country so deep that it requires no amount of walking whatso ever
by Darkhorsevru July 6, 2011
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squid pro squo

a legitimate voting issue within a debate round
the affirmative must provide a squid that is not already represented within the status quo
"We believe that the affirmative team is not topical as they are not squid pro squo."
by Ballin Debater November 8, 2013
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Pro bono hooker

This online dating makes me feel like a pro bono hooker.
by Amishcomedian January 16, 2014
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Fucking Machinima Pro

To be a fucking beast at any game you play. Becoming a fucking machinima pro takes long hours of no-lifeing a game with only 1 goal in mind......Raping noobs. A Machinima pro has a unique gamertag not some used up one like xxxLegitNoScopesxxx or xxxipwnxxx as you can tell a fucking machinima pro has no triple X's in his fucking machinima pro gamertag at all. Want to become a fucking machinima pro then remember the golden rules of gaming.

1) Gaming is more important than eating

2) Gaming is more important than friends , unless those friends game with you

3)Always game with somone you know just so you guys can look like fucking beast with your 30.00 KDs when the match is over.

4) Lastly Always and Always remember to have your Turtle beaches on, Always
Fucking Machinima Pro Games: Call of Duty , any shooter game , etc etc
by Awesomefuckingbeast May 12, 2011
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Bass Pro Shop

A common redneck hangout, and shopping center. It is where all the families decide to "git out" of their trailers and shop. The most common customer is of the obese, toothless, and inbred variety.
Dan and his cousin/wife Mary-Anne decided to go shop at Bass Pro Shop today
by BostonTJ93 October 15, 2009
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Quid Pro, No Quo

Quid pro quo" is derived from Latin meaning "This for that." Quid pro NO quo is when you didn't get "that" in exchange for "this.
"Dude, I agreed to go out with your ugly cousin in exchange for your hot neighbor's phone number and now you're holding out on me.

I call Quid Pro, No Quo!!! You owe me my quo dude!
by Texastea1 June 28, 2011
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Iphone 11 Pro

The 13hundred dollar Iphone X clone with a third camera that dose not change the picture and still records at 4k 60fps with only a still for 7 years a 60Hz display. Still has the CPU of a 70 year olds sperm count and has a Gpu of Patrick's Brain.
Mike: YO Tj and James whats up look what i just got

Tj: Is that the Iphone 11 Pro?
James: Yes the hell it is

Tj: TF is wrong with you switching from the Iphone X to 11
Mike: You guys are just tight that my phone is better than yours in every way shape and form
Tj: *smaks Iphone 11 With case on the floor*

Tj: My falt
Mike: Noooo
Iphone 11: *Shaters*
James: He dead ass thought his Iphone was Better Than Ours
by The rejection gods September 29, 2019
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