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COVID pretty 

A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.
James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”

Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”

James – “What?”

Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
COVID pretty by Apeortdz November 25, 2020
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parking lot pretty truck 

A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.
Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.

I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed. 

Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...
Son, I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

ghetto pretty boy 

a ghetto pretty boy is one of the types of pretty boys. They are basically a regular pretty boy with an urban (ghetto) style and flare.

A ghetto pretty boy in general is usually a teenage boy with a clean cut appearance with a slight ghetto touch. So say instead of wearing preppy type brands, they would wear brands like South Pole, Ecko, Sean John, etc.
girl 1: Omg! Frankie J and Usher are so hot!

girl 2: Now that's what I call a real ghetto pretty boy.

two pretty best friend 

you have never seen two pretty best friends always one of them got to be ugly

facebook pretty 

People select the most attractive pictures of themselves and post them on social networking sites as their profile pictures and in online photo albums.

These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.
"I've seen that girl in real life; she's just facebook pretty."
facebook pretty by ~Pussycat April 25, 2010

Rape-pretty 

A girl who is by traditional standards not pretty, but is nonetheless a potential rape victim due to the lower standards of rapists.
John: Hey Mike, what do you think of Janet?
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.
Rape-pretty by DonkeyPunchNow July 19, 2010