A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024
Get the Guitar Poser mug.A poser is a little bitch who acts like they know and associate with something(a piece of media) when they really don't know anything about it. They like to make it their whole personality but when you ask them the most simple of questions about it they suddenly can't remember or "interacted with it a looong time ago"
Yeah I know you don't really like anime you trend hopping dick riding dork
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"Omg I loooooveeee being emo haha cut my life into pieces!!! Omggg I'm literalllyyyy gonna cut myself hawhahwhaw."
"Oh my god you fucking poser."
"Oh my god you fucking poser."
by SPYDER234 November 19, 2025
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P: hey look at my new shirt! I looove Nirvana!
L: nice, i love em too! What’s your favorite song?
P: oh it’s smells like teen spirit, it’s so heavy!
L: ehh, do you know another songs?
P: hmmm, idk, I just love smells like teen spirit.
L: oh, so you’re a poser..
L: nice, i love em too! What’s your favorite song?
P: oh it’s smells like teen spirit, it’s so heavy!
L: ehh, do you know another songs?
P: hmmm, idk, I just love smells like teen spirit.
L: oh, so you’re a poser..
by SlipMaggot June 5, 2022
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Thrasher 1- “Hey look at that poser over there wearing a Motley Cruë shirt!”
Thrasher 2- “Let’s beat him up!”
Thrasher 3- “MAKE HIM HURT!”
Thrasher 2- “Let’s beat him up!”
Thrasher 3- “MAKE HIM HURT!”
by MrSquister June 6, 2022
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