To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
Get the Hawaiian pork pokemug. The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.
I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.
by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022
Get the Pork the Dorkmug. When a man ejaculates into a woman's asshole and then proceeds to scoop the cum out with his bare hand (or hands) and eat it
We were having a great time until she asked me to preform a Pennsylvanian Pulled Pork Sandwich on her. I did it however it was not pleasant for me at all.
by OstrichFella September 4, 2025
Get the Pennsylvanian Pulled Pork Sandwichmug. by ENDERGAMERXD February 2, 2021
Get the Porkmug. A professional dork.
by TherealOGnick October 5, 2015
Get the Porkmug. 