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Stoop Poop

Taking a dump on somebody's porch
I just carried out a successful stoop poop on Jerry's porch. It steamed on his cold doorstep.
by Titty McGarglenuts January 21, 2009
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poop mouth

An insulting term used to refer to a person who frequently employs foul language.
"Why, Ron, Why? Why did you say those things...you, you nasty poop-mouth. Poop...Poop mouth, get that poop out of your mouth" "Garth, If I gave you some money out of my pocket would that help ease the pain?"
by Michael McG April 8, 2008
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ghost poop

a poop that mysteriously disappears after plopping into the toilet
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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Jared Poop

When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit.
The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it.
by Mitchell man February 28, 2008
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Poop Kala

A nonsensical or whacky phrase resulting from a texting misspelling or auto-correction.
Misspelling example:
When referring to Cirque du Soleil, my friend intended to text "Oooh Lala" but misspelled it as "Poop Kala".

Auto-correction example:
On the same day as the above example, I texted, "You two can figure it out", but it was auto-corrected to: "You two can foggie it out". I laughed and shouted, "Thats a Poop kala"!

Since we know of no such term in existance, we thought we would pass this along and request that the term "Poop Kala" be officially accepted into the Urban Dictionary.
by Dixie Queens West and North August 20, 2010
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Poop Locker

the posterior region of one's backside generally used for sitting, shitting, grabbing, rubbing, and a host of other unsavory activities. or quite simply the "ass"
"Stephanie was giving me some back-sass so i kicked her in the poop locker"
by Arrrraaaaaggghh September 19, 2008
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poop on boob

The Greatest pleasure a man could ever experience.
Man that guy just poop on boob.
by Naybo odis October 20, 2019
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