Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.
Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.
Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.
1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!
by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017
Get the ponymug. by BeamMeUpScotty! October 28, 2015
Get the pony-boobsmug. Poni is literally a perfect human being. He can be a perfect boyfriend or a friend indeed.
People like to be around a poni.
People like to be around a poni.
by Lil booty minter November 23, 2021
Get the Ponimug. by TheOnlineGexMaster July 14, 2024
Get the ponymug. A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.
by Gator6977 August 23, 2020
Get the Nordic Ponymug. when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture
by slimybigballs July 10, 2015
Get the pony twistmug. A guy pretending to be or is soft, Sophic or lesbian like in order to get women typically bi or pan sexual. They prance around court women leaning on sophic traits. They may lean on being beta males or pretending to in order to attract women
by AmandaCanCanCan August 20, 2025
Get the Pony Boymug.