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Ass pizza time

When you eat ass and then eat pizzas with your homies at 5.pm.
"Oh boy, that Ass pizza time yesterday was amazing !"
by cake eater at 4:20 January 24, 2020
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Out pizza the hut

Something that is so illegal, so deadly, and so hard, that it is considered impossible. To out pizza the hut is considered a sin in every faith know to man, and god help anyone who even comes close to doing so.
Person 1: Did you know, Paul tried to out pizza the hut!

Person 2: Oh my god! Hoe did it go?

Person 1: ...No one out pizzas the hut. He got redacted
by Sab-E.R January 25, 2020
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Wireless pizza

Pizza without any wires attached, so you can have it on the go. See also Boneless Pizza.
Guy 1: Damn u got pizza?!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.

Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.
by human-potato_hybrid March 17, 2020
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Dirty Pizza Hut

When you have sex with someone who you can't keep to yourself and then (s)he is bisexual and you basically tell her/his bisexual partner, "(S)he is a Dirty Pizza Hut, no one can Out Pizza her/his Hut."
You to her bisexual partner: "(S)he is a Dirty Pizza Hut, no one can Out Pizza her Hut."
by PizzaHut1995 April 28, 2020
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Cashew Pizza

Cashew Pizza

It is a pizza that has Cashews in it. It is the best type of pizza in the whole entire world. Any pizza can become a cashew pizza. All one has to do is to sprinkle cashews and a bit of virgin blood of young North Korean girls or preferably your mom's blood. Once a year, a man of high importance like a world leader has to secretly shove TWO cashew pizzas. One down his throat and one up to his rectum. Then the pizzas would be removed surgically after 2 hours and be offered to the pizza gods. Without this pizza or the ritual, the world will end as we know it.

There is a secret cult of the Cashew Pizza.
The cult's name is: The cult of Cashew Pizzas
To become a member, one has to donate their soul to Bill Gates or any other rich man. Like an oil tycoon.
Then, once you have been given clearance and approval, you will eat cashew pizzas for the rest of your existence and will constantly whip yourself on the streets to show your devotion to the pizza gods. As a member, your ultimate goal is to seduce 72 virgins and extract their pussy juice and blood. Then you have to offer it to the Pizza gods. Once this step has been completed, you will receive eternal life and will have the power to become a powerful leader of a country you so desire. A prime member is Vladamir Putin, ever notice how he barely seems to age? That's because he is a follower of the cashew pizza cult.
I will ritualistically sacrifice my soul for THE chance to be a member of the Cashew Pizza cult.
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Breakfast Pizza

During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.
"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."

"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021
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Out pizza'd the hut

Something so sinful you will destroy existance and will become satan
Jim: I just Out pizza'd the hut.

Bob: WAIT WHAT!!!!
by President Biden March 4, 2021
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