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Sack of potatoes

by Bessoncorbyn August 29, 2019
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potato wedges

Hey, check out that milf's potato wedges.
by fat-pie in the sky March 22, 2010
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Baked Potato

A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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Potato Queen

A gay asian male who exclusively dates caucasian males that are usually, but not necessarily older. While professing to be open-minded about race, the fact that they only date white males to the exclusion of asian, black, hispanic, and middle eastern males demonstrates they are close-minded. Usually this is the result of self-hatred. By admitting they only find caucasian males attractive, they are tacitly admitting they do not find asian males attractive and thus, do not find themselves attractive. Considering oneself unattractive is an indication of low self-esteem and self-hatred, which is pervasive among potato queens. For this reason, Potato Queens are usually found in America where the white media dominates. Potato Queens and their followers tend to dislike Sticky Rice because it reminds them of their own self-hatred.
John is such a potato queen, he only chases white guys no matter how ugly they are.
by Norton Anti-Virus December 28, 2007
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super potato

many potatoes making one large, unstoppable potato
by Raghooten August 27, 2016
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Potato-Bucket

The national sport of the Irish.

A game similar to cornhole, but 100% more Irish, and without the weird sounding name.
"Oi Alby, hows about a rousing game of Potato-Bucket?"
"Nah mate, I'm absolutely knackered after that last game of Guinness-Can"
by Irishm8 February 27, 2019
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potato army

A militarized group of Tards
My Retarded cousin wanted to serve the community. I suggested he head to his local comic shop and see about joining the local Potato Army.
by Eighteen22s July 22, 2018
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