PHONE CAPONE

When someone talks a bunch of s*it on the phone but won't do nothing in person

Quit acting like a phone capone and come say it to my face don't hide behind the phone

by Bostongotya May 25, 2018

phone abyss

When your phone is lost to the point of no return, like underneath a seat in a car.

"Dude, I can't find my phone anywhere!"
"Bro, did you check the phone abyss?"

by signalizing June 28, 2013

illegal phone

a phone from a different wireless service provider than the one a person is currently employed by (such phones are generally prohibited on the premises)

Ed can't use his Blackjack II while he's working at Verizon as it's an illegal phone.

by AlphaDawg79 December 04, 2008

Phone-fart

When your silent-mode phone vibrates on a hard surface and makes a loud buzzing sound, like flatulence.

I put my phone on silent for class, but still got in trouble after a phone-fart.

by SirSolarSeven November 20, 2015

Magic Phone

a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.

hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.

what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!

by i came up with magic phone September 04, 2011

Phone Blown

A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.

John: "Are you getting a blow job?!"
Stephen: "You've just been Phone Blown!!"

by brainpills January 20, 2011

poverty phone

a land-line phone lacking the features, quality, and/or visual appeal of most its contemporaries

Dude, this is nice decor and all, but that's totally a poverty phone.

by CD Ron February 10, 2011