doh'oops

Used when all the world is as against you as Homer, but with the whoops of it being your own fault. Accent often accentuated with facepalm.

"Doh'oops! Turns out this headache is from facepalming!" repeat ad infinitum

by c45ey November 14, 2011

Alley oops

When getting a blowjob on the sly and at the moment your about to shoot she get startled, reaches up with her hand to wipe her mouth you blow on her hand and she wipes on emptied ball juice her mouth!

John; Hey ya see that girl mad dogging me?
Joe; the hot blonde?
John; yeh! She's got heat cause she caught my alley oops last night at the club!

by Whistlethat May 21, 2017

Magnum Oopsus

A screw up so big, that it'll be the only thing your legacy will be remembered for.

Elon Musk's destruction of twitter was his Magnum Oopsus

by MrLint April 7, 2023

alley ooper

A male or female who is willing to give you opportunities to interact with their friends in either a friendly or sexual manner with no hassle, cock block, or problem.

My sister is a real alley ooper. I cracked her friend last night after the party was over

by MarkDizzle4802 May 19, 2024

An Oopsie

When the Female Apprentice accidentally slips, trips and falls on several dicks a week.

WOW, Can you believe the Apprentice has had An Oopsie 3 times all ready this week!?!?

by Disappointed Tradesman November 2, 2025