hang onions 

To accept an annoying or unpleasant situation because there is no alternative.

Have you ever been on a slow driving comfortable bus? They don't exist, because they'd never make the schedule, so hang onions like the rest of us

hang onions by Blaidd_Dwrg September 25, 2013

jazz onions 

The most dominant interjection known to man. Used when 'awesome' or 'cool' simply do not suffice.

Boy: wow, that movie was so great!

Girl: It was better than great, that movie was jazz onions!

Boy: Hella jazz onions!

jazz onions by charred_ewok October 4, 2008

onionbooty 

An ass that is so big it makes you cry like an onion

Dam that bitch go an Onionbooty my nig

onionbooty by Stefan O'Connor December 19, 2005

onions 

an ingenius term popularized by men's ncaa basketball commentator bill raftery; used only at times when an indelible impression is left on the audience by a performer.

most notably, 'onions' was used to describe the incredible string of game-winning shots hit by syracuse guard gerry mcnamara.

'down to three seconds. . mcnamara with the runner at the buzzer. . . . . onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

onions by jsny April 18, 2006

Orion 

Orion is the guy you sat next to in seventh grade science and had a huge crush on. He claimed he was gay, but then told you he used to like you, then started liking you again. You guys had a thing for months and he made you feel like the most special girl in the world. Made you feel important and loved. Then, he started leaving your messages on read and totally forgot about you, breaking your heart, only to still be sad about it a year later. You don't blame him, but you Blame yourself. Your feelings for him are just as strong as they were a year ago. You miss him like crazy and would do most anything to be able to see and talk to him.

"Yo girl, what happened with you and Orion?"
"I have no clue, he stopped talking to me. I think he's dead."

Orion by Nadinesux August 4, 2018

Oniontown 

It's a town in the hills in New York State inhabited by impoverished rednecks. That's it. Apparently, a lot of teenagers started going there and driving through the town honking their horns and screaming because OMFG PEOPLE LIVE IN PLACES THAT AREN'T SUBURBS!? SO bizarre! Then, when the locals had enough of being harassed, they began responding to passing cars full of shrieking retarded suburbanites by throwing bricks. This prompted the local frat boy population to designate the town as 'crazy'.

DUDE, HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN TO ONIONTOWN!?!? I went there with my homosexual football buddies and there were, like, chickens, just walking around outside! It was FUCKED UP!

Oniontown by You are a tool August 4, 2008

hairy onions 

A large hairy ball sack.

Can you imaging the size of Shaqs hairy onions.

hairy onions by MJA April 21, 2006