Oniontown

It's a town in the hills in New York State inhabited by impoverished rednecks. That's it. Apparently, a lot of teenagers started going there and driving through the town honking their horns and screaming because OMFG PEOPLE LIVE IN PLACES THAT AREN'T SUBURBS!? SO bizarre! Then, when the locals had enough of being harassed, they began responding to passing cars full of shrieking retarded suburbanites by throwing bricks. This prompted the local frat boy population to designate the town as 'crazy'.

DUDE, HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN TO ONIONTOWN!?!? I went there with my homosexual football buddies and there were, like, chickens, just walking around outside! It was FUCKED UP!

by You are a tool August 4, 2008

hairy onions

A large hairy ball sack.

Can you imaging the size of Shaqs hairy onions.

by MJA April 21, 2006

oniontown

small group of people living together in dover in easter dutchess county new york. The "Oniontowners" have no tolerence for outsiders. All the roads are dirt roads. There used to be farm there that grew onions but the farms shut down and some people just contiinued living there and the land was split. There is inbreeding within the family ties and it causes disformality giving the "oniontowerns" unique features. Onion town is placed shown on maps but its roads arent beause there are all dirt roads. The kids do attened schools in the community but besides that oniontown is isolated from the community. Most people are scared to go into onion town and just leave them alone. Onion town is a scaryyy place.

- yesterday my car broke down in oniontown
- o shit man wat did u do?
- well some weird looking ppl came out and started screaming at me there was garbage everywhere and dead animals i was so scared i just ran and got a bus theres no way im going back to get my car.

by Dott February 1, 2008

Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009

oneoneoneeleven

An optional ending to a long trail of '!'s and '1's, indicating extreme exclamation in informal typed conversation (e.g., IMs). Sometimes accompanies leet, and often used sarcastically.

I WILL HAXXOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONEELEVEN

we got an ice cream vending machine in the break room omfgbbq!!!!!111111111oneoneoneeleven

by Wapt February 27, 2009

Onionwizard

A magial onion creature who casts spells when threatened or hungry.

Holy shit! Look, its an Onionwizard

by Mr Awesome January 21, 2005

onionyness

The essence of onion on an object or the description of the oniony taste of food.

I need to clean the onionyness from the knife before I cut the cheese.

by CBiggs22 April 24, 2018