Astro nut

The astro nut was floating around the space shuttle
by Daddy Nipples March 04, 2018
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Jack Nut

Someone, or something that is not worth a Fuck.
My new Supervisor is a Jack Nut.
by Carlito's Buey January 08, 2011
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zonkie nut

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !
I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower
by ken dogging August 15, 2015
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chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.
Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag
by rezenquah June 27, 2018
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above the nut

by arturojaime February 10, 2008
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Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.
"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."
by J-Floz April 09, 2010
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Flash Nut

When you Nut and it stuns the victim like a flashbang grenade. Or when you nut in their eyes and get outta there fast.
Jimmy: "The other night I pulled a flash nut on this bitch I met in the club."
Tommy: "Oh shit how fast you run doe?"
by Heinrich Memeler August 12, 2017
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