couch tomato

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 09, 2019

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Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

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Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.

"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"

by Happy dude leftist August 07, 2024

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Couch Fucker

A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!

Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on

by Comrade Plasternasty July 04, 2012

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