An incredibly unattractive brollic woman; usually overweight with no attractive facial features what so ever. Clothes appear to be from a thrift shop and odors tend to be repulsive. Engages in strange activities in the privacy of her own home and often offers blowjobs for friendship. Sweat stains cover the region where pools of sweat in the breast area accumulate; does not wear a bra and constantly draws attention to her unsightly breasts. Obviously doesn't get the hint that men don't want to have sex with her; despite any level of inebriation, sexual relations will not be had with aforementioned woman.
1. Beef: Awww! Who brought that smelly bag of yogurt over there?
Brock: *whispers* I don't know, she just invited herself.
2. Tom: Hey, look at that bag o' yogurt over there at the bar.
Morganzola: Oh.. I just vomited in my mouth...
Brock: *whispers* I don't know, she just invited herself.
2. Tom: Hey, look at that bag o' yogurt over there at the bar.
Morganzola: Oh.. I just vomited in my mouth...
by Reflookoo Jambee May 27, 2006
by The awesome one April 15, 2004
by mike January 05, 2004
Any 'undesirable' female you manage to score with, one that you can practice all your moves on (and any dirty stuff) for when you manage to hook up with a hottie, the idea being that no matter how bad/dirty you were, you're not really looking to hook up this particular girl again
by Dangerous G February 07, 2004
When one, after the act of love-making, proceeds to shit in the sheets. They then wrap their sexual partner up into a bag using the soiled sheets. Next, the bag is thrown over the shoulder in a Santa-like fashion and shaken until utter orgasmic splendor is reached.
you: "Dude I totally went for the Santa Bag last night! She was so turned on she shit herself!"
friend: "DOUBLE SANTA BAG!!!"
friend: "DOUBLE SANTA BAG!!!"
by Ianesseda September 07, 2010
The friend who comes along with you to various activities, but decides not to engage in the activity. As a result, he or she is stuck keeping everybody's backpacks, purse, etc. safe from harm.
Similar to the word Bag Boy, except you endlessly made fun of the Bag Bitch
Similar to the word Bag Boy, except you endlessly made fun of the Bag Bitch
We all had an awesome time at Great America except for John, who pussied out of every ride and was stuck being our Bag Bitch
by TheZTwin July 12, 2011
1. A condom, specifically one that has already been used and therefore contains semen.
2. A very promiscuous woman; a slut.
2. A very promiscuous woman; a slut.
She didn't have a trash can, so I just tossed the skeet bag under her bed. I hope her mom doesn't find it.
by pullll April 06, 2009